wouldn't you like to know
My computer doesn't work right. How do I fix it? And don't give me a bunch of Internet dweeb IT Star Wars Dr. Spock FORTRON MySpace Mom's basement mumbo jumbo about error messages or the precise nature of the problem or what kind of computer it is. Can you do that, you sexless freaks?
posted by swirlieman to health at 9:16 AM - 16 answers +
My girlfriend's boyfriend says that polyamory is all about the sex, but I agree with my partner's life-slave that the deep intellectual connection is what drives truly functional polygeometric relationships. We all want to get a kitten. What should we name it?
posted by secretaltpolyhandshake to just answer the damned question at 9:16 AM - 111 answers +
How long can a normal, healthy 8 week old kitten survive inside an adult python? URGENT!
posted by :-O ^x^ to pets & animals at 9:16 AM - 23 answers +
That ruled! I can't believe you didn't include this one:
Help me settle a bar bet. I'm arguing that Ashton Kutcher's motivation in Punk'd is to present an allegorical deconstruction of the power-dynamics of the early 20th century Western political dialectic, but my asshole friends insist that it's actually a post-post-modern literalist statement about the inevitable triumph of animal greed and shaming behavior over the hopeless but recurring socioeconomic instinct to drive morality and common interest to the center of governmental philosophy. I've got twenty bucks on this, so please don't disappoint me.
posted by PhiMetaKappa to hermeneutics at 9:16 AM - 2 answers +