starlet patrol

some film reviews:

sunshine
i thought sunshine was a really good movie for the first half, but then i kind of thought it was not so good when reels 4-6 were fed in upside down and then got switched around out of order and then they just gave up. i give it eight stars and three clovers. it also gets twelvty-six diamonds because even though the projectionist learned everything he knows at shoebox school, danny boyle was there afterwards and he had interesting things to say even though they fucked up his film. plus i got to babysit rose byrne and she was magically delicious. to look at. i did not lick the celebrity. i have learned my lesson on that score already.

hot fuzz
i thought hot fuzz was extra loud and then they kicked grandma in the face! that was awesome! i also really liked all the parts with the funny jokes! they were funny! lolz! i thought it was as good as Shaun of the Dead except with less zombies and more guys who say "yarb." after the movie the guys who made it answered some questions but they were sort of jet-lagged so mostly just made jokes about their forbidden man-love for each other. i give hot fuzz eighty-eighty hot fuzzy pink moons and a glass of milk. i would like to see it again because it had a lot of funny jokes and one time, this guy, he like shot his gun in the air and yelled and this other guy got a small church stuck through his face. it was awesome. and loud.

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