i still can't read

this site is pretty funny:

he or she writes as a description:

This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.

every day there are a bunch of new index cards like the above, some funny, some astute, some astutely funny and some paper cutty.

none of them, however, help me read the newspaper. i try. but all the names in the paper here? never heard of them. the politicians? the political structure? don't get it. the sports? vaguely mystifying. the gossip? it's all about people i've never heard of.

how am i supposed to enjoy hearing about public embarrassments when i don't know the people involved?

it's frustrating. i feel like a four year old.

why? why? why?

why?