chachi

did you ever see something so funny it made you cry? what about something so sad it made you laugh?

well, fear not, 'cause these should do both to you simultaneously.

i present to you my brother chachi:

he's single, god knows why, so if you know any nice ladies in new york -- with or without a moustache -- i know someone who wants to make their upper lip itchy.

mmmmm.... sexy sexy moustache!

here in the land of oz i have finally completed rewriting my resume. i thought it was fine but then i was told no no no it wasn't. it seems australians want something different from the resume. instead of the whole short attention span thing so popular in america, here they want you to ramble on and on about how one time you helped dad paint the fence and tina accidentally painted that butterfly onto the post but it was okay because it was only a moth and they don't have magical butterfly powers.

so gimme a job!

tonight we're going to the drive-in to see Borat. i love me some drive-in! it would be better if the radio worked in our car, though.