I am a Golden Retriever

today, at work, we had the staff appreciation lunch.

i got an award.

for being an all-around dog's body.

this is my life. i'm not kidding. that's what they said when they presented the award. our executive director asked me what a dog's body was. i said, "i dunno. i didn't write that."

i'm glad i didn't wear my "Your Failed Business Model is Not My Problem" t-shirt today. it was in my hands this morning then i decided i felt more sandwitch lacking so i wore my lacking-sandwitches t-shirt.

i look fabulous.

it was pretty nice to be singled out since i've already given notice and they know they can't milk me for the goods. they gave out a bunch of these awards. they do it every year.

so yeah, i can put that on my resume. an award winning member of the SFS staff.

the brownies were good.