We're Related #1

in which i share my familial interchanges with you, the reader.

-----Original Message-----
From: noa k_____[mailto:redacted]
Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 4:04 PM
To: redacted
Subject: i have a specific question

hiya!

i just saw your VERY IMPRESSIVE wedding web site. lordy, i am impressed. i love the registry and am reading everything bit by bit. i have a specific question for you. you said, "if you have a specific question please be in touch". so i am being in touch with my question. i am wondering why the new pope they picked is 78. i do not want to be ageist or anything but by the time they finish with the "we have a new pope" celebration, let's face it, he will be 79. basically 80. bubby is 89. she is with it for sure but needs a lot of rest time. due to his senior status, i think this new pope might be the old pope in about two years or so, and i think it is a lot of trauma we all have to deal with if they are going to be switching popes all the time. it is a lot
of "goodbye pope" cake (traditionally lemon, don't ask me why) and "welcome new pope" cake (also traditionally lemon, so as not to show favoritism towards spain). a lot of wasted cake. anyway, i am
digressing. i am just hoping you can answer this specific question for me.

thank you.
noa

my response:

it's easy.

you forget that they sell the "new pope" naming rights everytime they get a new pope so they like a lot of turnover.

this new pope is going to be Pope Verizon Wireless. it goes with their new ad campaign:

Can you hear the word of our lord Jesus now? He says stop assfucking that dude.