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last night, i came home from work to find my fiancee in a short skirt, mixing me a drink, and preparing us a three course meal.
hoo boy! can i pick 'em or what?
then, get this, as if that wasn't enough, we spent the evening cleaning the entire goddamned house. oh yeah, baby. clean toilets. dust-free shelving. we even washed the dog food bowl. she even let me scrub the shower! all naked and soapy...
no. you cannot see the video.
then we flew to tokyo for a night of geishas and sake and watched an episode of Lost before passing out.
That's hot.
Red, White and Roo... so she'll do that head-dunk into the ice bucket to get you a beer and everything just like the commercial? It would seem that way.
So hot she's HAT. You heard it here first folks.