What Do You Mean the Bagels Suck?

i've got a new landlord. our friends and neighbors, thomas and peter, sold the building and moved to fabulous sacramento. they sold the building to daune. she showed up last night.

she's from arizona. works for Coors. moving into a $1.25MM tri-level castro apartment on her own. bought the building without even seeing our unit.

me: hey! welcome home! have you ever lived in San Francisco before?

daune: no. but i've lived in New York so i know what cities are like.

honey. welcome to the castro. it's JUST like new york here. she might as well have said, "i've lived in the sahara so i know what sedona is like."

drag queen party at my house tonight! bring your own fog. and for godsakes, take the ABC train. the express. and would you pick me up some bagels?