Bloo-Bloo-Blooey
what, you want something?
jeez. yes. i have not been blogging a whole lot lately. why? because i hate you and you suck.
also because i've been busy at work, which is different, and i've been busy at home and because i have been too tired to think.
the sleeping. it isn't happening so much.
luckily, my friend kenneth and i swapped some medications and i think his might be better then the stuff i've got. his is called supa-anti-spasmatronix or something. you take it and then you slide off the couch into a puddle of manflesh.
i took one of these pills last night after bartlebee totally flipped out. because after doing all the math she realized that she wouldn't have enough money to cover her share of the rent this year. couldn't even pay rent, let alone eat or get lap dances.
totally bloo-bloo-blooey.
she was really upset but i was really confused. how could this be? with the fellowship money and all the budgeting she'd done, how come now all of a sudden there just isn't enough bread to make a half-sandwitch?
because she forgot about half the money she was getting! there's plenty of dough! full sandwitches for everyone!
ha ha ha. life is fun when you're planning a wedding and finishing a thesis and trying to prove the existence of god using post-its and maple syrup.
they're both sticky, ergo: god exists.
so yeah. that was all a lot of fun so i took drugs and watched the teevee.
it was Six Feet Under. man, that show is great. why, you ask? because every single decision anyone makes on that show is twice as dumb as anything you've done lately.
i must be doing something right if my psychotic brother didn't just goad me into sleeping with a self-help guru on the floor of a bookstore bathroom even though i'm engaged to a man with a brain tumor, right?
so yeah. i'm still pretty tired but the drugs worked and i slept solidly and when i woke up, my shoulders didn't feel like a solid piece of ironwood. thank you drugs!
perhaps i will be more interesting tomorrow.
perhaps not.
You know what this blogg needs?
More balls.