Vs.

now that i'm back from jury duty i feel i can see work with new eyes.

on jury duty, i could only go to the bathroom at predetermined times. at work, i may only relieve myself in predetermined places.

on jury duty, i could not wear a hat. at work, i cannot wear a codpiece.

on jury duty, i could not read, or surf the net, or blog, or listen to music. at work, i cannot do foxy striptease numbers on the photocopier.

on jury duty, i got an hour for lunch. at work, we take two and a half to go to the ramp and sit in the sun.

yeah. i think i'll stick with work.