Minty Fresh
i really think it's time that Emil Minty got some respect.
i mean, mel gibson stars as mad max and goes on to become jesus of hollywood -- but emil minty? the Feral Kid in Road Warrior? he was much better then mel and where is he today?
that's right! he's selling used office supplies from a dingy warehouse outside of adelaide! (i made that up, actually it looks like he's sort of normal and goes to mad max reunion stuff.) it's a crying shame. we, i think, need to raise money to fly him over here, arm him with a sharpened metal boomerang, and give a map to the stars homes.
it would be an emil minty-gram.
it turns out that i have a wig that kind of looks like the feral kid's hair. maybe there is a costume for me in the future? if only halloween weren't so cold! maybe i should dress up like emil minty and stalk mel gibson? i bet THAT would give him nightmares.
oooooooooo... meeeellllllll..... it is me.... the ghost of your meager talent.... oooooooooooooo.......
then, you know, with the boomerang and all. or at least the music box. that shit gets annoying fast.
it would be cool.
we saw some weird movies this weekend and also talked about bad movies we love and we were instructed that Running Scared is a good movie. you remember Running Scared right? that top-notch buddy picture starring Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines as cops who get in too deep? in its favor, it does feature Joey Pants as "Snake."
uh. yeah. the same guy was also insisting that mel gibson was good as hamlet. it was close but we almost had to go all emil minty on his ass.
mel gibson as hamlet! i mean, what? and no. he wasn't being sarcasto-ironic. some people just like bad movies.
it's not my fault.
like, take adam w for example. he's all twisty-knickered over matt damon. i wouldn't have guessed it, but he invited me to be his Netflix friend and there at the top of his list of favorites is The Gingerbread Man. that's the John Grisham one with matt damon (of Team America fame) and danny devito as plucky lawyers who are fathered by satan and forced to nasally copulate with mutant badgers. or maybe they just defend some kid in a wheelchair with a hot mom. (i mean the kid has a hot mom, not that they defend him using a hot mom. although the "hot mom" defence is pretty hard to top.)
well. to be perfectly honest, i haven't actually SEEN the gingerbread man unless it was on late-night TBS or something. i have seen The Client twice though, so isn't that the same thing? just without the magnetic knicker-twisting star power of matt damon.
i also named bill's yet to be written book for him. it's "the non-occurring never-ending orgasm."
you'd read that, right? it would be about a sex cult and would star emil minty and his hot mom.
i'm still trying to figure out how to work the mutant badgers in.
