Get Lost

our Troublonian tourist office is proud to announce an upgrade to our directionitational services. where as before a visitor to our proud land had only one type of off-site link to follow, now we present you with three distinct ways to get lost.

we are happy to help!

in the sidebar you will see a few inviting Dark Alleys. these are places that remain appealingly unexplored by our guides at this time. perhaps they will present a nice aromatic corner in which to pass out? maybe inside you will find an industrious salesman with an underpriced watch reminiscent of one you lost at the airport? maybe he will offer you the traditional coin-filled sock of friendship? go in and see!

we also offer Unfiltered Water. this is good. you must drink your unfiltered water every day or you will get dehydrated. all the sources in this list are establishments i know well. i have spent, as we say colloquially in Troublonia, many an hour in the commode of their company.

finally, there are the Carpet Emporiums. have you come all the way to Troublonia and not purchased a carpet? for shame! you must let one of these hospitible salesmen teach you a thing or two about our exquisite and very affordable carpets. it will only take a brief moment of your time. a cup of tea, perhaps? a biscuit? please. come inside, my brother! you like carpet?

no. i insist. you like carpet.