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i just voted.
seeing as how i work across the street from city hall, i figured why not get it over with? stand in line over lunch, get an absentee ballot, fill it out, turn it in.
easy. (they did not even ask for I.D.? creepy!)
i feel a little woogy about it now.
not that i regret my votes or think i'll change my mind about anything. i mean bush has led us to victory in iraq and i feel safer with him in control.
kidding.
i just think he's cute, so i voted for him. that squirrelly little smile. those beady little eyes. the smell of brimstone...
okay fine. i did not vote for gwb. i thought he's had enough glory as he was recently voted "scariest movie villain" in a UK magazine poll. seriously.
i voted for jfk. and to name candlestick park "candlestick park." and to raise all kinds of taxes. g'won. take my money. please.
but voting made me feel a little queasy. slightly squiggly.
perhaps it's because this election seems awfully important to me. we're at a crossroads here people.
candlestick park is a good name. fuck that corporate buy-out shit.
oh. and tell your grandmother to vote kerry. she lives in florida, right? call someone to wheel her down to the voting booth.
i just sent my absentee ballot off with mr. mailman today. i think "speedy" is his name, right?
i voted for lots of new taxes, on the chance that i may be living elsewhere soon. muahaha!
Voting is for old people.
voting is boring, unless you live in berkeley. then you can vote for whores and marijuana.
ah, remember the old days, when you could vote for a former child actor or a porn star? every election should be a recall election.