Lend Me Your Ears

no. really. can i borrow your ears?

we're having a halloween party here at the symphony with a costume contest. the prize is a paid day off. the categories are funniest, most creative, and scariest. i figure scariest will have the least compitition.

so i'm going to be "Four More Ears."

that's pretty fucking scary, right? i'll just spirit gum four more ears to my head and hand out dried apricots while calling everyone else a flip-flopper.