Kapit

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i'm reading another book by Redmond O'Hanlon. this one is called Into the Heart of Borneo. it's not as good as No Mercy so far, but it is cooler because i've been where he's going.

right now in booklandia, he's in Kapit. i've been to Kapit. just like Redso i flew into Kuching and took the ferry across the bay to Sibu and then the boat down the Batang Rajang to Kapit where i applied for my up-river travel permit. me and helen. helen and me. we went all the way to Belaga. there, the chief of the longhouse wanted to take me hunting for wild pigs with a blowgun.

i'm tempted to go back.

too bad there are already a couple of books about trekking through Borneo. i'll have to find somewhere else to go. somewhere less traveled than Borneo so i can write about it.

yes. i am scheming about a big trip. the kind of trip where you say yes to things you really shouldn't. like going hunting for wild pig with a blowgun even if it means missing the one weekly flight out of Belaga (which left from a cleared patch of primary jungle only reachable by dugout canoe on a turbulent river, up decayed wooden stairs covered in moss, by the tin shack that served as "departure lounge" which was decorated with a newspaper clipping about how the plane crashed into a mountain last week because it was overloaded, killing everyone) (oh. and as i walked out to the plane, i passed the pilot who was muttering, "too short, too short. this runway is too damn short...")

yep. i miss that. let's go!

i got email from Alden last week. Alden is one of the nuts i traveled with in Nicuragua. he was nineteen then, so perhaps he's twenty-one now. he had the gall to tell me that he read the signature on my email which quoted Butch saying, "Next time I say 'Let's go somewhere like Bolivia,' let's go somewhere like Bolivia." and then decided to go to Bolivia. he wanted to know if i wanted to come. he's leaving in the spring.

ARGH!

yes! let's go to Bolivia!

no no no. instead i will be good and wait for madhavi to finish scientificating so we can go do something rash together. here's my idea. i will get madhavi to find out about some weird fish-like-thing that nobody knows anything about and then we will go in search of it. it will be a mission.

the search for the giant monkey-eating blenny or something like that. see? you would read that book, especially if we actually found the giant monkey-eating blenny and did battle with it, escaping with our lives and one mysterious tooth which we had to pry from the meat of my shoulder.

then i would wear the tooth on a necklace. and drink a lot of rum.

i forgot my keys today.

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wildflower said:

what about papua new guinea? you should read "throwim way leg" to get an idea of the crazy scientificating that can be done on that island. some of it involves avoiding cannibals. sound stupid enough to you?

now back to the scientificating...

xz said:

yes. very stupid. let's go.

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