I Be Fat
man, it's been busy today. so many little itty-bitty details to take care of!
but i took a half hour off to sit in the terrace (behind and above the orchestra) to watch the rehearsal of Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring. and now that i've eaten some lunch i'm feeling better.
my doctor called me today and told me to gain weight. i am now accepting all donations of pie, butter, fried chicken, and bacon for the Fat Me Up campaign.
just take a moment and picture it. me. fat.
or maybe just not so damned skinny.
yeah. i can't do it either.
my last 2 doctors have told me i'm too skinny. maybe they figure if you get fat, they'll get more business.
try poi.
i gained weight over the summer. but i've lost five pounds since arriving in new york, which is odd given that my diet went out the window the moment i smelled the meatball sandwitches, schwarma, and ny pizza. must be the endless walking, never sleeping, and stress.
if i had new york bagels within reach, i'd be gaining weight.
you may not be fat but you're definitely PHAT. at least to me you are. verbage.