I Be Eight
i'm almost in shock. walking this production assistant to the mail room he says from behind me, in connection with absolutely nothing, "blah, blah, blah especially if you're a lego maniac."
i cringe.
then he says "i couldn't help myself" and starts to softly sing, "zack, zack, he's a lego maniac."
*shudder*
how did i fall back into the third grade like that? i should have introduced him to leila so he could sing the clapton song to her. or slammed his head in the copier. either way.
is it just me or is every single "terrorist" and "spy" arrested in the past three years now being quietly released with the charges dropped?

that's because they're clearing space in the military prisons for lego maniacs. or maybe for people who call people lego maniacs.