I am That Guy
oh. the shame!
i am that guy. i am that guy who brings a cup of coffee on the bus and then spills it. really. ever since i left madhavi's place it's been one of those mornings. (note to self: never leave madhavi).
first, i realized that i hadn't gotten the new fast pass and so i needed to buy a cup of coffee so i had a quarter when the snarly bus man said, "hey pal. that's a july pass." which happened. so i paid for the bus then almost missed my stop because i was reading about captain cook in hawai'i and then, 'cause my fingers are all stiff because i'm an old-freakin' man, i spilled my coffee. like on the floor glugglugglug.
luckily, i didn't really get it all over anyone and the guy next to me was all, "hey. no harm done."
but the shame.
in other, less spastic news, we saw an apartment yesterday that was pretty damn cute. it's on upper market not too far from the castro, living above the landlords who are in competition for "world's cutest gay couple."
they have weiner dogs. really. weiner dogs.
there's no outdoor space with the flat, which is kinda icky, but other than that it's really really nice and cute with tons of light and a very nice kitchen. plus, did i mention the weiner dogs?
we also have an appointment to see a place on dorland, which is a small street close to dolores park. it's a garden apartment and that could rock the party rock the party. it's pricier, but maybe mr. and mr. weiner dog will not lurve us the most and will offer their apartment to a less fetching couple.
in our favor, mr. weiner dog met kaya and when he pet her, she gifted him three pillows full of sheddy dog hair. endearing! she's the gift that keeps on giving.
in other good news, today is the last day my boss is in the office before his huge mongo vacation. hell-o long lunches! maybe i will go down to visit with shannon and learn to use the big stapler or something? maybe i will hang out around her building so i can get a peek at this kent fellow? so curious!
there are some extra cute pictures from our mexican vacation that i will try to post soon. but probably not until i get back from chicago.
i had something else to share, but i forgot what.
oh. edith frost. i'm all into this shit now. thank you monkeySARS!
also, i have the desire to poke someone in the butt with a fondue fork. interested?
shannon already said she'd buy us drinks.
thanks shannon! i could use a 3 martini lunch about now.
p.s. wiener dogs are suspect.
i can buy drinks i guess. but i'm just drinking soda water. that last time did me in. whoo boy. still recovering.
i thought you had soda water LAST time, too?
no way man i got FUCKED UP on fernet. i was like a girls gone wild video. wasn't i zack?
on a seperate note, kent is stuck at ohare airport today and he's pretty po'd about it.
yes. just like a girls gone wild video considering you had most of one drink that was maybe 8% alcohol.
you ka-razy girlfren'!
this time, we're getting you tequila shots.
maybe xoso just doesn't have the 'zyme for processing alcohol?
show us your "i just went to mexico" style, xz -
eat the worm!
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