Not so Egocentric

so. right. there's this list of other blogs on the left of my page. i read them all everyday (usually) and if you're like me, you're curious about why. i will tell you.

ajax. i've never met ajax. i found ajax through hippie bill. his blog is pink and has lots of pictures of cats on it. he tends to talk about the following things a lot: yogurt. soft rock. the yard. his offspring. parties. seeing people he doesn't want to see at the gym naked. ajax's blog is funny except he spells blog as blogg. he also posts lots of comments to other blogs under the name of kooky komments. and tells me frequently that i am gay.

zaypop. that's zay. he writes a new play every day. some of them are damn good. other ones are kinda crappy. but every day! that's impressive! he writes fascinating little scenes about condeleza rice and colin powell. he writes kinda overintellectualized little scenes about harold pinter and david mamet -- except for the one where they play tweezlebop, which is good. he also writes scenes about people you may or may not know and those are eerie. in a good way. my favorite so far is the one about steven spielberg and tom hanks and the bear. go read that one. then check every day to see what other obscenities he's distributed to the world. you are fascinated! i command it!

sassyfrass. sassyfrass writes a lot about basketball. i dislike basketball. i am a short, jewish, white boy with bad eyes. i know nothing about basketball. despite these facts, sassyfrass writes in a way that's easy to read and i never start reading his posts and then halfway through go, "NEXT!" and fuck off. he's not all self-absorbed or dull and he never talks as if he's got a philosophy degree shoved up his ass. man are those kinds of blogs boring!

pressing thoughts. this is hippie bill's blog. or it would be if he weren't such a slacker. it was, when he actually POSTED THINGS, really fascinating 'cause hippie bill is all into the buddhism and really exposes exactly what's going on for him -- and that's some weird-ass shit. like group orgasms. i shit you not! check out his blog and tell him to start posting again. like now.

ee. this is a newer blog. it's all continental 'cause ee is in switzerland avoiding skeezy men. which is a very continental thing to do. time will tell if this blog remains full of the readability. so far, so good.

spill. i don't know cami but she's got some heavy stuff going on. and she shares it. sometimes it can be hard to read, but i think if someone is going to share stuff like this with the world, maybe it's my job to listen?

my new best friend. righty-ho. mnqf is another blogger i've never actually met. that seems stupid until i remember that a) she lives in LA and b) she is currently driving to rhode island where she will live. she blogs all the goddamned time (except now, when she's driving) and helps me kill loads of time! yea mnqf! i like her. i think we will be friends for a long time and then meet in twenty years and be all like, "oh. i thought you'd be taller."

shannon. i just "met" shannon. she's another blogger who found me though ajax and mnqf. weird! i've got all these friends i've never met. kooky! her blog is about how much she hates kent. and that's okay because kent is a fucker. it's also sometimes about how hott scott peterson isn't. let's all eagerly wait to see how long shannon can keep kent's behavior fascinating. shannon needs html lessons. if you're a geek and want to meet someone cool, write shannon email so she can learn how to be queen-blog.

and that's it for now. perhaps i will get to briefing you on the other blogs on my link list later on. but not today. today, that is enough.

i slept really well last night. that kicks the ass. i think it was because i did some yogurt with my yogi, josh. get this: he comes to MY house and leads me and madhavi and lump in a private class! for $15 each! so ha! take that ajax! you have to go to the gym and touch other people you don't know and have to see them naked... that's so GAY! i get the homey yoga. and that's super gay, but in a much less gay way.

i'm wearing overalls to work. just thought you'd like to know.