Simple Logic

there are many things to be writ about the past few days. at the moment, i'm cleaning my room (which smells of beer) and feeling awfully sore after playing a few innings of punk rock kickball.

i have many mysterious bruises.

i'm just posting now to share this quote, caught in conversation by a well-soused zay. mostly so i can chuck the post-it it's scrawled on. he says:

I am a playwright. I'm not gay. I have to be an alcoholic.

see? simple logic. let's all try using such simple logic for our own betterment.

me first:

I am thirty-two. I am not wealthy. I have to be willing to look silly.

your turn.

i would like to add: mmmmm pie!