Carploo
this is a good word i just made up. carploo.
see, i was going to type carpool, which is actually a word, but instead i changed my mind and typed carploo.
i think carploo-ing is like carpooling only it sounds better, and it's less organized. a carpool is what you take to work to save on gas money. you carploo when everyone's too drunk to drive except for jackie marbles.
which begs the question, how come i don't know anyone named jackie marbles?
there are websites that help you discoved your pirate name, and your pornstar name, but i haven't seen one that helps you discover your jersey wanna-be mafioso name.
i think life would be better if i could refer to my friends as sean quick fingers, damian raps, and shimmy lisa.
in much more important news, my friend michael just had a baby girl. last night. her name is sabra (i think that's how it's spelled). pronouced say-bra.
i cannot believe he's a dad.
no really. i cannot believe it.
CARPLOO!!! ohmygod. carploo just made me spit out my drink. carploo. carploo. say it out loud. i dare you. holy crap that's funny.
carploo. yeah.
Dads are people, too.
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whats your bloody email address???
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