Coif

i know it's only the third, but we are confident in declairing our friend-to-remain-nameless "it's most definitely time to get a change purse" award winner for 2004 after she relayed the following story:

at her parents house, wearing clothes with no pockets, she sits down to pee. then, *plunk*, a nickle falls in the john.

she says, adjusting her coif, "it must have come out of my hair."

um. somehow i'm thinking no. and having a good time slipping quarters into her thigh-highs when she's not paying attention.