Evil Genius

if this job i've got at the symphony doesn't work out i think i'll be an evil genius. except i'm not all that evil. (quiet, you!)

i had this girlfriend a while back. she and i planned to take over the world with our secret robot army which we would construct in our underground lair (some assembly required). she was cool. i expect she still is.

i also planned on dropping everything and jumping a yacht to the marquesas, but with someone else. the marquesas are islands in the south pacific. very far away from everything else. i don't think she thought i was serious but i was. i would have built that robot army, too, but that would have been harder. and i don't actually want to take over the world.

i just want to tell stories. i guess if there's a point to my life, it's finding good stories to tell. and a soft bed to lie in afterwards. and someone foxy to go, "woah! can you believe we just did that!" with. when you tell stories with the right person, they become true.

if this job i've got at the symphony doesn't work out i think i'll be godzilla. but only part time. all that stomping looks tiring.